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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Bilbo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

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