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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Gizmo eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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