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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Buddy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

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