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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Molly eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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