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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Molly eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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