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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Bella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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