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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Frodo eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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