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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Akira eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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