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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Picard eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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