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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Worf eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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