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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Maya eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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