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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Loki eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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