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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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