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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

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