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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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