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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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