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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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