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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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