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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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