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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Piper eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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