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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Gus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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