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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

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