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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Widget eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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