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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Simpkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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