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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Gizmo eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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