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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Poppy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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