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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Kirk eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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