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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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