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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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