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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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