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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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