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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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