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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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