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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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