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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Thor eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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