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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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