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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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