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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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