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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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