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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Lola eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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