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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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