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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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