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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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