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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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