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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Bella eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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