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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Pennywise eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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