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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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