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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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