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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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