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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Izzy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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