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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Missy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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