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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Stella eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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